Saturday, June 27, 2015

My fun world, Best Jokes

One day at a famous Mental Hospital the duty Doctor keep on his daily routine checkup, in that time he seems to be very pleased to see a patient, who is taking medication there for few years. They are talking each other:

Doctor: Thanks God, you are looking very well.
Patient:  Can I go home?
Doctor : We have two news for you but one is good and other is bad for you. Now tell me which one you want to hear first?
Patient: Ok, you can tell me first the good news.
Doctor: Today when you save one patient who is going to be death into the pond. We sure you are going to be normal. So we decide to release you from here.
Patient: It means I can go home. Thank you Doctor. Let me tell the bad news.
Doctor: We are sorry to say the patient who gets new life from you today morning, we found his dead body is hanging  nearest mango tree besides the pond in the afternoon.
Patient: Oh doctor don't worry. After I pick him up from the water  I am the person who hang him to the mango tree for dry him.    

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